Bon Temps Tribe ~ Feeding Schedule

Well hello tribe mates. I have something important to discuss. We will likely be needing a feeding schedule if you would like me to maintain an energy level to help with my success within our tribe.

I cannot survive on Tru Blood and hate the appalling taste of that garbage. Poor Bill and Jessica seem to think that will help them survive through this. But there is simply nothing better than the real taste and effects of human blood for a vampire.

I figure I will need to feed once every two days. Sam, Lafayette, Sookie, and Jason I hope you can understand. Technically it will only work out to you having to let me feed off of you once a week.... and I shall only take the little amount required to keep me strong and healthy.

Please post your thoughts and we can make a schedule.

You're not getting any of my blood, you sick freak. And you're certainly not getting my sister's. Ain't that right Sookie? We gotta stick together and stay away from these no good vamps.

Well listen here child... If you don't allow me to feed on you then our tribe will lose, forcing us to vote your useless ass out of here. A vampire at full strength is 100X stronger, quicker, and smarter than any human could ever imagine possible. So stop being so goddamn selfish and think of the tribe.

Bill will feed on Sookie... and you Jason will be mine. Whether you like it or not.

Sookie is off limits, Eric. What you do with Jason and Lafayette doesn't matter to me. Consenting adults and all.

I brought some O+ is anyone is thirsty.

*karate chop*

Lafayette you gay fool. You just broke all those bottles of O+.

nooooooooooo i didnt mean to do it


*pulls more true blood out of his bra*

Well that's just impressive.

Oh great, Tru Blood tastes like pig snot and it looks like Hoyt's gone out of town or somethin'.
And with Sam, Eric and Vampire Bill all fighting over Sookie I guess
that means I'll just have to make due with sucking on Jason a little.

Could be a lot worse actually.

Nah ah. You ain't touchin me. You'll drink Tru Blood and you'll like it. Bill, Eric, control her?

*shudders*

I never said I ain't drinkin' the Tru Blood, just that it tastes bad.

I will drink Tru Blood if I must, as long as you guys let me have a real snack from time to time...

Deal?

Guess there's always those humans that run with the Cullens. We could pick them off real easy, those weirdos in the body glitter can't stop us. I mean, Eric can fly.

I have finished my story. So, except for Sookie, we should be in a good position.

I finished today as well, I think I forgot to mention.

Just finished up here as well.

*looks around worried about his sister*