1. Black Belt Mike used Hug.
Karate Master Joe's defense harshly fell.
Karate Master Joe used High Kick.
It's super effective!
Black Belt Mike fainted.
2. No matter how hard Ichiro kicked he could not get his foot unstuck from Hotoshi's crotch. The walk home was a long one for both men.
3. Duh! Kicking!!!
4. No one thought something was strange when Mr. Anderson was abusing The Matrix..... I mean, what Matrix?
5. FEEEEELSSSS GOOOOOODDDD (says the guy being kicked!)
6. HULK SMASH PUNY TESTICLES!
7. As you can see in this demonstration, a good kick looks a lot like dancing with a broom.
Since my poll is a day late, you have until Monday to vote.
Winning.
