Voting for this ends Sunday night. Get your votes in to win my poll, a flashy new rank and have your winning caption splashed on the front page. Thanks to everyone who submitted captions.
Caption #1:
*looks at balloons*
"Man, these are some weird condoms, but ok..."
Caption #2:
Just another day at Wal-Mart.
Caption #3:
After another bad day with Mittens, and yet another ruined outfit, Beth decides maybe getting her addicted to catnip would be a positive life choice.
Caption #4:
Before getting dressed this morning, she deciced to put her clothes in a shredder.
Caption #5:
Snooki ate one too many pickles.
Caption #6:
"Do these stripes make my butt look big?"
Caption #7:
"Oh, this number? Well, I'll give you a hint on how I made it. . . . ."
*whispers, achoo*