The Best Fucking Drink in the Whole Entire World

Every other drink sucks this drink's DICK.

Awful big Awful good!

Sounds pretty awful to me.

What is an Awful Awful?
As Newport Creamery's advertising copy has been known to say, "It's a drink!" Specifically, an ice cream drink. Even more specifically, a blend of flavored syrup, milk, and a secret frozen ice milk mix. The ice milk differentiates the Awful Awful from its cousins, the Cabinet and the Frappe, and from its evil twin, the Friendly's Fribble Shake. Awful Awfuls are most readily available in Chocolate, Vanilla, Coffee, Mocha, Strawberry, Mint Chocolate, and Orange flavors, but can be made from any flavor syrup (ipecac-flavored Awful Awful anyone?). They're "Awful big, awful good," and if you can drink three at a sitting, the fourth one is free!

Why would you ever drink 3 milkshakes in one sitting, in hopes of getting a fourth free? A better incentive would be if you're able to down 3, they're all free. I mean, bragging rights I guess.

I once ate 15 scoops of ice cream in under 30 mins. Gross.

Also, I just noticed that creepy lady in your avatar has handcuffs on.

I never noticed that either Doug!...and I've watched that pretty closely before, lol.

As for the drink...I want to try this, but idk where I would get such a thing.

Dogdude84 wrote:

Why would you ever drink 3 milkshakes in one sitting

Well, you drink different flavors so that you can then act out your avatar.

Deetster wrote:

I never noticed that either Doug!

Guess again lol.

Rear Admiral MoMo wrote:

Dogdude84 wrote:

Why would you ever drink 3 milkshakes in one sitting

Well, you drink different flavors so that you can then act out your avatar.

LMFAOOOO!

dj wrote:

a secret frozen ice milk mix.

Don't add the word 'secret' to this to try to make it sound like it isn't exactly what it is...not ice cream.

That actually sounds cool haha. Weird name though.