Dear Katy Perry,

I have no interest in you musically or as a person in any way...but this fills me with infinite pleasure.



Thank you.

She wins so hard for this.

Nah, I think it's gross.

And I agree with the initial sentiment. She's just one of those people I'm not interested in at all. I think she's annoying, but not even annoying enough for me to [usually] mention it.

That is exactly how I feel Doug, but I saw that gif somewhere and was like "Um...fantastic." and then I found out it was of her (because of course I wouldn't ever recognize her) and I was impressed just because she's never done anything of worth before.

Her tits are fucking out of this world. Nuff said.

They're gonna get floppy in no time.

Good to squeeze together and fuck until then, I'm sure.

It's a shame you're both missing out.

Wait a minute, no it's not! More for meeeeeeeeeeee

And Russell Brand I suppose. But not at the same time.

Ewwwwww....Russell Brand.

That dude is so dirty, and I wouldn't touch him with a sanitized 20-foot pole.

So THIS is how they orgasm. I knew it.

I hope the "They" in that context meant "Faux Lesbians" specifically.

That's how I read it.

HAHAHA what the hell?