Big Brother UK?

I'm watching it right now... and it sucks.

Omg, this is so awful, ahahaha. What IS this!?

And where's the censoring!? I just heard "fuck" about 30 times in the past 10 minutes. Kids could totes still be up at this time....

Due to the results of a challenge, this guy has to make Hawaiian pizza for everyone, and he's all, "I can't even boil a fucking egg, and I have to make fucking pizza!? And what the fuck is this? *holds up random thing that I didn't know either* And how the fuck do I grate fucking cheese!? You can buy it pre-grated! What the HELL, Big Brother!? Tell me how to make this fucking pizza!"

Is there a consequence to not being able to provide pizza?

Also, I want to watch this haha. I saw some youtube clip where they let the first 2 people into the house.

AHAHA, IT'S GETTING SO MUCH BETTER NOW!!!

There's a mole who Big Brother helps sabotage things. He has an ear piece, and BB told him to crawl through a vent in the bathroom during the party, while the guy cooking the pizzas was in the diary room. And then BB was like "QUICK, DUMP THE BOOZE ON THE FLOOR!" And he was like "WHERE IS IT!?" And BB just yells back "IN THE BOWL IN FRONT OF YOU!! And smear the pizzas on the wall! Throw one in the yard too. Now break that plate! ABORT MISSION! ABORT MISSION! JON IS COMING BACK!

And now, they have to all say who they think the mole is, and if the majority gets it right, he's evicted. Funny thing is, the mole is wearing a sign around his next that says "I am the mole", is sleeping a room called "The Mole Hole", and is dressed as a mole, yet no one has written his name down yet. You know their reasoning? They're writing down the vegan's name, because "no vegan food was destroyed".

Ahahaha!!! There was 7 "Sunshine"s in a row, then someone awkwardly went "....Steve?"

That sounds nuts! I would not want to be the mole. If you got caught you're out of the game. Unless people really like you.

The little theme thing for it freaks me out too. There's a creepy laugh.

And STFU, Sunshine. Stop crying over people thinking you were the mole.

Well, she's a vegan.

'foreign' big brother is so entertaining especially when compared to ours

I wish that America didn't fail so hard at the real Big Brother. I'd love to see some international versions!

The one in Germany was ridiculous because there seemed to be no actual game involved. I was watching it for 3 months and the number of people in the house seemed to stay exactly the same.

I was just talking to somebody about this the other day. I wish there was a show kinda like Big Brother where they compete for shit, but they don't actually vote anyone off.

Character development ftw

Oh it was amazing. It was also an "All-Star" season...and all the
housemates made this song...



Yes...it was #1 in Germany. And yes, it is a cover of Our House by Madness. And yes, it is on my iPhone. And no, I don't ever listen to it, but it's there.