Best Omegle Chat Ever?

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: BLUEBERRIES
Stranger: RASBERRIES
You: BLUEBERRIES
You: you spelled raspberries wrong
You: fruit yell fail
Stranger: nooooo
Stranger: *sent to the box of fruits*
Stranger: penalty!
Stranger: thirty second turnover
Stranger: 5
Stranger: 4
Stranger: 3
Stranger: 2
Stranger: 1
You: :D
Stranger: GAME START
You: what game
Stranger: GAME FAIL
You: u dint spain da rulez
Stranger: you get sent to prison
You: JUSTIN BIEBER, I CHOOSE YOU
Stranger: as a penalty
Stranger: oh no
Stranger: my mortal enemy!
You: *HAIR FLIPS*
You: *BLACK PEOPLE DANCE M0OVES*
Stranger: i choose you, TERRIBLE BARBER!
You: *PRE PUBESCENT VOCALS*
Stranger: USE HAIRCLIP ATTACK!
You: USE....PUBERTY BALL DROP
Stranger: JUSTIN BIEBER'S HAIR FLIP WAS DISABLED
Stranger: Terrible barber, return!
Stranger: go, Castrating bitch from hell!
Stranger: CBFH, use CASTRATE!
You: OH NOES
You: MILEY CYRUS
You: THAT'S A SUPERR RARE POKEMON
You: JUSTIN BIEBERMON, RETREAT
You: I CALL UPON THE POWER OF...
You: LADY GAGAMON!
Stranger: OH NO! HOW CAN I BEAT LADY GAGA???
You: QUICK LADY GAGA MON USE BURNING PIANO ATTACK
Stranger: oh wait
Stranger: i call upon the corpse of Freddie Mercury!
You: lmfao
You: how's you
Stranger: Lady gaga is rendered helpless through sheer stargazing
You: I CALL UPON OPRAH
Stranger: i grab the ball
Stranger: i shoot
Stranger: NO I MISSED
You: ew sarah palin
Stranger: I choose you, dickhead who wrote a "memoir" that was really fictional!
Stranger: dickhead, use your fool oprah attack!
Stranger: OPRAH WAS FOOLED
You: lmfao
You: fool's gold!
Stranger: OH SHIT
You: I CHOOSE YOU ANN COULTER
You: USE YOUR ICE CUNT ATTACK
Stranger: NOOOOOOOOOOO
You: 9/11 HARPIES!
Stranger: i call upon the power of porn to heat up the ice cunt!
Stranger: the cunt melts!
You: LOL
You: power of porn requires 200 masturrbating republic energy
You: republican*
Stranger: which i ahve
Stranger: well
Stranger: not anymore
You: lol
Stranger: i was saving it up
You: i call upon
You: BETTY WHITE
You: DUSTED MUFFIN LASERZ
Stranger: I CHOOSE YOU
Stranger: BLACK BETTY
You: woooah black betty
You: ba pick ow
Stranger: black betty, bomb betty white!
You: wooooah black bety
Stranger: BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM
You: oh no!
Stranger: now i call upon the power of the trekkies
Stranger: GO
Stranger: CAPTAIN KIRK
You: BEAM BLOCK
Stranger: Captain kirk overacts!
You: UHURU GO!
Stranger: he falls over unconscious
Stranger: RETURN
Stranger: GO
Stranger: SPOK
Stranger: *SPOCK
Stranger: USE YOUR VULCAN NERVE PINCH!
You: I USE!
You: EXPEDIA ATTACK
Stranger: OH NO
You: TRAVELOCITY GNOME, GO!
Stranger: i call upon the power of pink floyd
You: I CALL UPON PRINCESS DIANA
Stranger: i take control of your gnome!
You: SPEEDOMETER ATTACK GO!
Stranger: and you get too tripped out!
Stranger: oh no!
Stranger: i call upon the paparazzi!
You: DAMN
Stranger: and kill princess diana WHILE TAKING CONTROL OF LADY GAGA
You: LMFALOOOOOOOOOOOO
Stranger: LADY GAGAMON
You: CHANDELIER FAIL!
Stranger: GOOOOOOOOOOOOo
You: BLOODY MTV PERFORMANCE
Stranger: SHIT
Stranger: SHIT
Stranger: STHI
Stranger: lady gaga performs and dies onstage!
You: there are so many cards on the table
You: i might
You: HAVE TO TURN ONE SIDEWAYS.
Stranger: OH NO
You: lolllllllllllllllllllllllll
You: thank you for giving me the best omegle chat ever
You: js
Stranger: i call upon the power of fire to burn all of the Magic the Gathering Cards EVER
Stranger: unfortunately
Stranger: it also kills all of my pokemon
Stranger: I am out of usable pokemon
You: pika pika
Stranger: i white out!

Your conversational partner has disconnected.

I. AM. SOOOO. JEALOUS.

and can never use Omegle again, knowing I'll never have a conversation like this.

I feel like you waited too long to call out your Travelocity Gnome...it would have been over a lot sooner if you pulled the out when he was using that barber...everyone knows scissor types are weak to small types. They can't bend.

This chat was pretty hilarious. I'm never going to use omegle, but it's good to know it is bringing joy to good girls and boys in the world.

Honestly I was so fucking bored that no one was online or that there were any new posts for me to bother with, that I was like, why not go on the omegle.

It took me about 20 people before I struck gold.

Hahaha, yes, omegle takes a few tries to get the really great person like that.

I must say, the paparazzi attack to destroy Princess Diana, and render Lady Gaga useless was brilliant.

My most recent:

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: hey im looking 4 a horny girl to trade pics with
You: Yeah? What about a fat, hairy dude?
You: With hobbit feet
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

Have you ever noticed that talking with someone from another country whose first language isn't English sucks ALL the humor out of a conversation...not because they don't get it, but because it takes them forever to respond...

Dear foreigner,

I KNOW YOU'RE TRANSLATING OVER THERE.

If you search hard enough, the best insult ever is in here:

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: Dude.
You: (or Dudette)
Stranger: Dude
You: I'm looking for a lost unicorn.
You: This is important
You: It has information
Stranger: yeah
Stranger: ok
Stranger: and?
You: Well...I guess I'm wondering if you've seen it?
Stranger: yeah
You: Shoot! Where?
Stranger: i did see it last night
Stranger: it was passin by when i was on a romping session
You: I knew it...I was so close.
Stranger: nooo
Stranger: i had binoculars on my eyes
Stranger: it was quite far
You: Well damnit man! Do you have any idea what that unicorn is capable of??
Stranger: yeah
Stranger: i know
Stranger: it can be used to treat ur brain (OMG THERE IT IS GUYS)
Stranger:
You: Whoa.
You: You know more than I would have expected...
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: *burp*
Stranger: Excuse you!
Stranger: -huff- >=[
You: Oh, sorry, I didn't realize someone was in the room
You: How embarrassing.
Stranger: Hahahahahahah
Stranger: You said
Stranger: "ass."
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

Well this guy's standards when right out the window fast:

Stranger: im looking for a cute gay/bi guy
You: How about a fat, hairy gay guy with hobbit feet?
Stranger: big cock?

LOL