Dear Miley,
I saw you again the last time you freaked out.
We even partied in the U.S.A. together.
But this new video? Can't Be Tamed?
1. Why did you allow this to be made?
2. Why does anybody categorize this as overtly sexual and risque?
Honestly it's pretty tame in my eyes.
You should re-title the song "I Can Be Lame" - because that's all that this video was. From the dialogue of "Avis Cyrus" (how fucking self-important do you have to be to think you can create your own SPECIES)...to your CGI wings sprouting out of your back, to your Lady Gaga backup dancer rejects.
I admit, the Natural Museum of History concept was creative, but I'm pretty sure you didn't come up with it, and unfortunately the idea was just doomed from the beginning.
Not to mention, Miley was taking cellphone pictures of a more sexual nature 2 years ago. So calm your tits, conservative parents of America. You should be more worried about this dumbass:
Bieb tats.
Truthfully Yours,
DJ
