What's your least favorite article of clothing?

I kinda hate socks a lot of the time.

Socks for sure. I hate wearing them, even if my feet are freezing.

Boxers.

I hate socks, but I hate pants more. I wear pants as little time as possible. I'm not wearing pants right now. Yes, I am at work, no one else is here, it's fine.

I'm not wearing pants either. But I'm at home, sooo...not really that out of the ordinary.

What else aren't you wearing?

Pants.

I said what ELSE!

I actually wear two pairs of pants, so that made much more sense than you think.

Ok I guess that means it's my turn.

I am not wearing Socks (my other least favorite article of clothing)

Now you go.

I am wearing socks. Which is weird, cuz I just said how much I didn't like them.

It's also weird that you didn't go.

I don't have anything else I'm not wearing! Shoes maybe? No hat?

OH REALLY, SO YOU'RE WEARING A SWEATER???

Alright, bitch, let's do this. It. Is. On.


I am not wearing...a pair of overalls.

I am not wearing a scarf.

I am not wearing a jockstrap.

I am not wearing gloves.

I am not wearing leg warmers.

I am not wearing underwear...anymore...that's right...I upped the ante.

That's okay. I'm not wearing a condom

Oh dear.

HA! I just saw this. I thought Doug just gave up. In truth, he won.