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PostSubject: Doug goes to the dentist   Doug goes to the dentist EmptyTue Mar 30, 2010 9:06 pm

Ugh...

So today was the first day in a series of wonderful dates with my dentist this week.

I got there at 9, they didn't start working til 9:50, so I just slept in the chair. Then they worked on three of my top-left teeth, and when they were finished, they were like, "Oh yeah, and you're gonna need a root canal on that one tooth, so head on over to so-and-so's office right away." So I walk halfway across the city to this other dude. It took him an hour to numb me down to the point where I couldn't feel anything. Then he started working, and I was shaking, I was so terrified...then I somehow fell asleep...probably because it took. so. long.

THEN I had to go BACK to the dentist where they proceeded to work on yet another tooth on the left side. That's five frickin teeth in one day. Tomorrow we continue.

Now do we understand why I want to just replace all of my teeth with fake ones?
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PostSubject: Re: Doug goes to the dentist   Doug goes to the dentist EmptyTue Mar 30, 2010 9:10 pm

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PostSubject: Re: Doug goes to the dentist   Doug goes to the dentist EmptyTue Mar 30, 2010 9:21 pm

Ahh...ahhh...you're clever!!
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PostSubject: Re: Doug goes to the dentist   Doug goes to the dentist EmptyTue Mar 30, 2010 9:28 pm

Hehe, yeah I know :D
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PostSubject: Re: Doug goes to the dentist   Doug goes to the dentist EmptyTue Mar 30, 2010 9:37 pm

The best part of this: pain-killers.
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PostSubject: Re: Doug goes to the dentist   Doug goes to the dentist EmptyTue Mar 30, 2010 9:38 pm

Yesssssss
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PostSubject: Re: Doug goes to the dentist   Doug goes to the dentist EmptyTue Mar 30, 2010 10:55 pm

I need a root canal on my front right tooth, but I refuse to get it.

And yeah Doug you had quite the day, I was following your updates on facebook. Yikes!
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PostSubject: Re: Doug goes to the dentist   Doug goes to the dentist EmptyTue Mar 30, 2010 10:57 pm

Eat bananas. They're soft and easy on the teeth.
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PostSubject: Re: Doug goes to the dentist   Doug goes to the dentist EmptyTue Mar 30, 2010 11:15 pm

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I need a root canal on my front right tooth, but I refuse to get it.

And yeah Doug you had quite the day, I was following your updates on facebook. Yikes!

The front right??? That sounds AWFUL.

I mean...that'll be no problem, Cam. Go for it Smile
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PostSubject: Re: Doug goes to the dentist   Doug goes to the dentist EmptyTue Mar 30, 2010 11:16 pm

GODDAMMIT JESS!!!!!!!!!!!!!


Also, Doug, your mouth sounds like a horror show.
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PostSubject: Re: Doug goes to the dentist   Doug goes to the dentist EmptyTue Mar 30, 2010 11:17 pm

You should try to pitch a movie about it. Scariest movie every released to the general public.
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PostSubject: Re: Doug goes to the dentist   Doug goes to the dentist EmptyTue Mar 30, 2010 11:26 pm

DOUG'S MOUTH, IT'S THE SCARIEST THING YOU'VE EVER SEEN, AND IT'S COMING...FOR YOUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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PostSubject: Re: Doug goes to the dentist   Doug goes to the dentist EmptyTue Mar 30, 2010 11:32 pm

Dude, I just looked at my mouth, and the gums around my root canaled tooth are bruised sooo bad...probably from the 20+ injections I got there today alone...
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PostSubject: Re: Doug goes to the dentist   Doug goes to the dentist EmptyTue Mar 30, 2010 11:38 pm

And from that spot is where you release the demons.
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PostSubject: Re: Doug goes to the dentist   Doug goes to the dentist EmptyTue Mar 30, 2010 11:52 pm

Well, I wasn't gonna mention that, but apparently someone was spying.
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PostSubject: Re: Doug goes to the dentist   Doug goes to the dentist EmptyTue Mar 30, 2010 11:56 pm

You think you'd know me well enough to know I was spying.
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PostSubject: Re: Doug goes to the dentist   Doug goes to the dentist EmptyTue Mar 30, 2010 11:57 pm

I probably should've, but I was a little concerned with the 800 hands that were in my mouth today...

...wait, you were number 546, weren't you? I had a FEELING that one of those hands was being a little...sensual.
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PostSubject: Re: Doug goes to the dentist   Doug goes to the dentist EmptyWed Mar 31, 2010 12:26 am

I just love your molars.
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PostSubject: Re: Doug goes to the dentist   Doug goes to the dentist EmptyWed Mar 31, 2010 12:39 am

Creeeeee-peeeeeeyyy
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PostSubject: Re: Doug goes to the dentist   Doug goes to the dentist EmptyWed Mar 31, 2010 8:49 am

Well now I know who hand #174 was.
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Was that the hand that wasn't in your mouth? Doug goes to the dentist 535556
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PostSubject: Re: Doug goes to the dentist   Doug goes to the dentist EmptyWed Mar 31, 2010 9:27 am

A couple observations:

1. I am apparently very resistent to the numbing stuff.

2. Teeth feel really weird after they put the filling crap on them but before they're polished down. It's like having rocks instead of teeth. Ew.
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