This made me laugh to tears

Idk why I found this so funny, this was in the comments to the first episode intro of Survivor: Heroes vs. Villains on youtube.

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Okay, before I say this, you should know that what I am about to say is purely my opinion. I am not trying to offend anyone. Please do not flame me for this.
I think it would be interesting if they put a Chimp on Survivor. I mean, they can learn sign language, and teach it to others, and maybe they could actually compete.
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This killed me for no reason. Thought I'd share, and see if anyone found that remotely entertaining.

If I got on Survivor (which is impossible) and it was the season with a chimp. I would be voted off first because I'm quite happy to say I would instantly beat it to death.

Mo, I instantly thought of you. Instantly.

MOOOOOOOOOOOOOONKEEEEEEEEEEYS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!