I know we're all guilty of this once in awhile...

...but this kid I sit by a lot in Sci-Fi class has the worst breath ever. I mean, damn, it smells like shit is falling out of his mouth every time he breathes. It's gross. How does that even happen, and is he really not aware of it? Because if not, that's unfortunate. Maybe I'll start bringing breath mints with me to class, busting em out, and offering them to -everyone- around me.

Or I could get to class earlier and not sit next to this kid.

I would get to class earlier. That sounds awful

Slap him and say BRUSH YOUR TEETH!

one up him, eat an onion before going in and start breathing on him

Hahahaha, mono, that's awesome

Wow, that's nasty! I mean, I taste when I have bad breath... so you know he has to taste the "shit" in his mouth. Hahaha.

with the onion you should eat garlic as well, think of the combination

That is gross though, I've been in that situation before it sucks